IF THE QUEEN MOTHER WERE SUDDENLY STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP. . .

You might be just a bit frantic!

I mean come on...

       ...WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR?
       ...IS SHE HUNGRY?  

       ...WHAT DOES SHE EAT?
       ...HOW DO I ADDRESS HER?
       ...WHAT IF SHE SEES THAT TURKEY CARCASS STILL SITTING IN THE FRIG?
       ...DOES SHE HAVE A BIG CHECK IN HER HAND FROM  PUBLISHER'S CLEARINGHOUSE?

Now, some of you wouldn't care at all.  You're not gonna get lathered up by anyone from a family whose men and women look the same.  Ok, good point.

For some of you, however, even the thought of drop-in by the queen--or anyone else who just pops in out of nowhere--gets your heart racing.

So, relax.  Take some cleansing breaths.  This isn't really happening.

OR IS IT?

Only way you'll know for sure is to be at New Life this Sunday for another installment of our "Dangerous Baby" series.

Be there!!   (And if you want, wear jeans... our preacher does!!)