Thursday, January 15, 2009

Can we talk. . . .about SEX?

You've walked past a magazine rack, right...
Barnes and Nobles?
Borders?
Wegmans?
7-Eleven?

Why is it that Cosmo a year ago had "6 sure-fire ways to please your lover"?

Esquire a year ago gave guys the "secrets to making love"?

And both are running articles this year that promise the same!

Oh, and would you believe they ran similar articles in 2007, 2006, 2005, and so on?

Isn't there, like a 5-yard penalty for false advertising or something?

Maybe they're clueless.

Maybe you're ready save the $5 you would be spending on a magazine and explore why we seem to be having more sex and enjoying it less.

How about breathing New Life into your Sex Life?

Better sex in three weeks. That's our promise.

And unlike those other guys, we'll deliver the goods.

Check out the first of a three part series on, you guessed it - SEX!

This Sunday @ 11:00 a.m., and be ready for words you've never heard from a pulpit!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

His way or the highway?

WAY!!

No WAY!!

WAY!!

No WAY!!

Ok, enough of that, but it does get us into the topic of one of the big questions out there. I mean, we've heard from all kinds of religious types on whether Jesus is the only WAY.

Is he, or not? And what's he the only WAY to?

I mean, where's he going with this thing?

Maybe we can figure this out if we look at what He actually said.

Not just what somebody's telling us he said.

Maybe that'd get us somewhere.

Think about it, everyone on a trip takes a look at the map occasionally to see if they're going the right WAY.

Maybe you could use a spiritual GARMIN check.

We sure do, and we're doing it Sunday at 11:00.

If you don't know the WAY to get there, just check the directions